Revealed: What really happened to Star Wars' most hated character

Warning: this story contains spoilers for Star Wars Aftermath: Empire's End.
If you've ever found yourself wondering "I wonder what that lovable scamp Jar Jar Binks ended up doing for a living," a new Star Wars novel reveals the official, canon answer. 
It's appropriate. It's a little sad. And no, it isn't "Sith Lord."
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