Restaurant knows just how to advertise to terrible children

Kids can be notoriously difficult to please —  and one restaurant knows just how to cater to them.
Over at Reddit on r/funny, user nabced posted this menu from his local deli. While most restaurants pander to children by offering them mediocre overcooked chicken dishes with absurd, infantile names, this deli decided to keep their kids' menu honest.
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Are you the parent of a whining child, forced to make the Sop