Remember Segata Sanshiro on the Sega Saturn’s 22nd anniversary

The Saturn did not succeed in United States because we did not have a frightening martial artist stalking us and demanding that we play Sega’s 32-bit console like in Japan. At least, that’s my working theory.
Above: Segatas, attack!Image Credit: Sega
Everyone remembers that console companies like Nintendo and Sega had mascot characters, but companies often had human (albeit fictional) mascots as well. You might remember Sony’s PlayStation executive Kevin Butler, but S