Reddit hack exposes old private messages

The internet is forever, and, yes, that apparently includes your old Reddit private messages.  
The so-called front page of the internet today announced that it suffered a hack in June, and, as a result, Reddit private messages from 2005 to 2007 are now in the hands of the as-of-yet unknown culprits. 
That's right, your finely aged secret memes are on the loose. Oh, and also your email addresses and account credentials. 
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