Recession indicators are everywhere online — even if we’re not actually in one

It seems like everything you see online these days is a recession indicator. A new White Chicks movie? An addition to the Scary Movie franchise? Blondes going brunette? Screenshots with "fail" stamped on top? According to the internet, these are all recession indicators. But are we actually in a recession? And can an increase in Y2K content predict one? Or are we just doomposting?Tweet may have been deletedReal recession indicatorsThere are actual, measurable recession indicators, of course. Acc