Praise be to the Olympics condom distributors

We're well past pretending that the Olympic Village isn't the best place for fit, attractive athletes to seek out and hook up with other fit, attractive athletes. 
Rio Olympics organizers are well aware of this fact, judging by the massive 450,000-condom order meant for some of the 11,559 competitors who might require one— or 12.
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To put that in perspective, there are triple the amount of condoms available at the Rio Olympics than