PornHub user actually watches porn for science (and to rate bed sheets)

Marco Polo I am not, but today I embarked on a journey just as important. For science, and only science, I traversed the depths of PornHub, shielding myself from cocks while on the lookout for an elusive member… wait, bad word choice… user known for leaving the most G-rated comments on a site known for some not-so-G-rated content. There’s a saying on the internet: don’t read the comments. On a porn site, I discovered, this is doubly true. There&rsqu