Please join me in telling the FDA that Nutella is not jam

The Food and Drug Administration has a very personal — some might even say invasive — question to ask you. It wants to know how much Nutella you eat.
For those deprived folks who don’t know, Nutella is a thick, delicious, nut-butter spread that just tastes like chocolate. It’s currently classified as a "dessert topping," but its makers want it to be classified as "jam" instead. The main difference is that the serving size on the food label for jam is one tablespoon, while