People have trained a LinkedIn algorithm to be awful

Picture this: over happy hour suds in a generic Irish pub, a man wants a cheap laugh to endear himself to his colleagues. He unholsters his iPhone, opens LinkedIn, and types a two-word prompt.The app thinks for a moment, then uploads an ordinary profile page belonging to a middle-aged man. In his profile photo, the man sports shaved grey hair and a hoodie that matches. To the right hovers his name: Dick Monster.
Dick Monster lives in the Netherlands and works as a packaging scheduler for Mars &m