'Overwatch' hack uses turntables to control musical hero Lúcio

Let's all take a moment to thank YouTuber WhyBeAre for figuring out how to control Overwatch's musical support hero Lúcio with the faux-turntables from Activision's DJ Hero series.
In the video above, WhyBeAre demonstrates his ingenious feat of keybinding. One turntable handles Lúcio's forward/backward movement and the other controls his turning. 
It's very old-school Doom-style gaming, with no jump or vertical aim... but this is Lúcio. Shooting well doesn't really mat