Nobody asked for these vending machine things that two ex-Googlers want to replace bodegas

You ever watch a train-wreck of a commercial and wonder how on earth it got through all the people it had to get through to get on air?
If so, then we have something you need to see.
On Wednesday, Fast Company published an article titled, "Two ex-Googlers want to make bodegas and mom-and-pop corner stores obsolete."
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Stay with me now.
The idea these ex-Googlers proposed is, essentially, deploying lots of vending machines wi