Irish dad is not happy about being served a 'blackbird' for Christmas dinner

Burnt spuds, overcooked sprouts and dry turkey are just a few of the standard Christmas dinner complaints. But, sometimes our festive dinners don't exactly turn out as planned. 
This dad from Sligo, Ireland, was less than enthused at the puny size of the turkey served up to him on Christmas day. 
After staring with confusion at a tiny roasted bird on his plate, the dad asks: "Who killed the fuckin' blackbird?" 
"The turkey didn't grow," his daughter Josephine replied. (You can sa