I just spilled Coke all over my PC and... OMG wait what's happening!?

Here I am getting ready to play some high-end video games, probably StarCraft or Counter-Strike or Age of Empires II, with some nachos and an Ice Cold Coca-Cola® by my side for sustenance and— OHGODWAIT all 16 ounces of high-fructosey goodness® just tipped over and started pouring onto my totally boring beige gaming PC. I put my entire summer savings into this thing! Feng Yu / Shutterstock
There's smoke everywhere. The incredible power of my graphics card is frying up the 52 g