I, Jeff Bezos, am a big boy with a big truck. VROOOOM!

I, Jeff Bezos, super rich adult man and definite Big Boy, like trucks! And construction equipment! And moving dirt! VROOOOOOM! BEEP BEEP!
But you already know this! I told you so! When, yesterday, I hopped into a large front loader (can you believe they let me do this stuff?!) and, in front of a bunch of cameras, picked up some dirt and then DUMPED IT right back onto the same spot!We’re investing $1.5 billion in our new air hub to get you your packages faster. Three million square feet, an