Humpback whale nearly pulls a Free Willy onto a pack of kayakers

Call me Chris Plante. Some years ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me in material reality, I thought I would take about a little and see the internet part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off my collection of Saves the Day records and regulating my video game consumption.
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find mysel