How to clean your greasy remote control

Netflix streaming traffic has reached all-time highs as cities enter lockdown amid the coronavirus pandemicNetflix Party, as well as "Netflix and Zoom," too, have emerged as temporary solutions to our yearning for human interaction in these times of social isolation.
So if life from home has had you as attached to the TV as these numbers and anecdotes suggest, then now is as good a time as ever to clean your remote control. (Just think of all those greasy popcorn fingers touching it —