Honestly, a baby goat stampede would be a great way to go

Local farmer survives stampede of cuteness. Story at 10. 
A herd of baby Nigerian Dwarf goats with wobbly legs and spirited bleats charged through a barn in Goshen, Ohio this week. Onlookers (older goats and a couple dogs) described the incident, saying, "Meh-eh-eh! Beh-eh-eh!" and "Woof! Woof!" Read more...
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