Hey men, let's just never 'banter' like Billy Bush and Donald Trump again

It was the hot mic heard around the world. 
Donald Trump has been caught on tape, obtained by the Washington Post, bragging about what is essentially sexual assault ("when you're a star, they let you do anything you want ... grab them by the pussy") with Access Hollywood host and dudebro extraordinaire Billy Bush. 
Trump, then three months a newlywed, also related a tale of an unnamed starlet he'd tried to get into the sack by taking her furniture shopping ("I moved on her like a bitch