Genius human teaches robot to shoot lasers into his eyes

Shitty robots, I’m convinced, will one day save us all. In the not-too-distant future, when things look irreversibly bleak, I know some backyard bodger will accidentally come up with a source of infinite, clean energy using nothing more than dodgy soldering, hacked-together code, and a scarred Raspberry Pi. Today, though, is not that today. Today, someone built a robot in a pizza box that uses facial recognition to blind anyone who walks in front of it.I still think it’s great.The bo