Forget the Notes app: 9 places we'd rather celebrities put their apologies

What do Lena Dunham, Logan Paul, and, most recently, Drake have in common? 
They've each at some point employed their iPhone Notes apps to pen statements and apologies for all the world to see. Those longwinded chunks of text are an inevitable part of most celebrity scandal life cycles.
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Now, in my humble opinion, the Notes app is strictly to be used for grocery lists, makeshift diary entries, and lists of shows your