Enjoy this beautiful, baseless rumor that Carrie Brownstein and Abbi Jacobson are dating

For one small, dedicated corner of the internet, there is no gossip more enticing — yet elusive — than that of Carrie Brownstein's dating life.
And on Wednesday, the "news" (emphasis on the ironic quotes) broke like wildfire. Based on a total of three Instagram posts, queer culture site Autostraddle, concluded that it was theoretically, hypothetically, within-the-margin-of-error possible that Carrie Brownstein and Broad City star Abbi Jacobson might actually be— grab your inhal