Dunkin' Donuts allegedly wants to change their name to one of these names and I'm upset

If you haven't heard the news about Dunkin' Donuts, please, sit down and grab a doughnut. This is gonna be a tough one.
America's most popular donut chain is reportedly considering rebranding and changing its name, according to Nation's Restaurants News. The company wants to move away from its complicated donut associations and refocus on coffee.
America's donuts are under attack. Is there anyone out there brave enough to stand up for the fatty treats of the world?
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