Don’t be a clown for Halloween

Halloween is, obviously, the most important holiday of the year and what you wear on that day is your statement to the world about how original, fun, cultured, and resourceful you are. If you mess it up, you have to wait a whole year for another shot at acclaim. I’m not going to tell you what to be for Halloween this year (although here’s one option!) because that’s a highly personal decision you should discuss only with your life partner and / or physician. I’m not tryin