Dirty jokes from museum field trip live forever on YouTube

Have you ever dreamed of being a journalist? Maybe just of being on TV? Maybe just of 10 minutes of internet fame? Or maybe just relative internet obscurity that brings approximately 120 strangers in contact with your face for all of 52 seconds?
Then head on down to Washington, DC’s Newseum where you can "Be a Reporter!" Thejournalism-centric museum on the Washington Mall lets anyone stand in front of a green screen and deliver a news segment. A teleprompter is provided, but use of it is n