Digital dating under lockdown is driving me insane

This week has been a busy one in lockdown town. Although my plans to learn a language, write a novel, and take up painting haven’t quite taken off, my virtual love life has gone from strength to strength. In the gaps between my shoegazing and cigarette breaks, I’ve managed to squeeze in two hot dates with Hilda, the girl I met on Zoom last week. I think I really like her. But online dating is starting to drive me crazy. I’m tired of dating apps, Whatsapp, and every other app.