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Sam Paper spent hours creating a PowerPoint presentation on office snack consumption, and now, he was feeling defeated. Though his spreadsheets were complete and his math was double-checked, he realized the whole thing was a little bland. Sure, his C-level overseers always enjoy a good budget discussion, but would they really care about office snack statistics? Everyone already knows the community seltzer water barely sticks around longer than a day while the packs of raisins chill for weeks. St