Comedian is selling cat names on Twitter because why not

You can sell anything online these days and Bob Mortimer knows it. That's why he's tweeted a list of cat names for sale.
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For only £8 per year, you can have a unique cat name of your own. And by unique, we mean straight up weird. CAT NAMES FOR SALE:Indian Suitcase
Ian's Butter
Meal of Pickles
Floating Tiger Hidden Moorhen£8.00 each p.a.
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) April 8, 2017Our personal favorite has to b