Apologetic Crowdstrike sends out $10 UberEats vouchers. Some of them don't work.

If your productivity ground to a halt on Friday because of the worldwide epidemic of Windows crashes caused by a glitched-out software update, the company that admitted fault for the problem, Crowdstrike, may have just offered to make it up to you with the modern equivalent of a gift shop teddy bear wearing a little t-shirt that says "I'm beary sorry": a $10 UberEats gift voucher. It's such a small and, well, thoughtless token that it's arguably worse than nothing — especially since a