All the stuff in my fridge that lasted longer than Reince Priebus

Rience Priebus is out as White House chief of staff, the shortest tenure in the history of the presidency. 
It's the kind of thing that really makes you think. It made me immediately think about all the things in my fridge that have been there longer than Priebus' seven months working for President Donald Trump.
Here's an incomplete list:
CholulaImage:Flickr/mike mozartI cannot cook, so it's necessary to have tasty hot sauce. It has been there since November, when I made some particularly b