'According to my calculations' is the latest hot take meme

I'm no math whiz, but I know a calculator when I see one. 
Twitter users have started drawing a cute little calculator out of numbers and dashes, and there's a small chunk of space for several words. It's the perfect place to express your hot take, so of course it's become a meme.
The tweets begin with "According to my calculations" and then feature the calculator, usually bearing some sort of juicy quip.
Let's take a look and see how they all add up. 
1. Is hating Disney a personality