A summary of every Facebook friendship anniversary video

Disembodied hands put a vinyl record on a turntable. It is not the turntable The Wirecutter recommends for casual listening. Nor is it The Verge's preferred turntable. The taste of the owner of these hands is suspect.
The hand-possessor sets the record to play."Five years ago today" Your Friend became Facebook friends with Total Stranger.
A white yeti and a brown yeti high-five, but it lasts too long and this embarrasses the yetis. We never see the yetis again.A train station flip board app