6 signs you're a tech douchebag

The tech world moves fast. Really fast. Yesterday's hot new hype is today's utter obnoxiousness.
There are no tech etiquette rules written in stone, but if you are any bit of a sane human being, you'll pick up on them. 
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Below are six things you should never do if you want to avoid becoming the neighborhood #techdouchebag.
1. You never get off your hoverboardHoverboards are overMashable chief correspondent Lance Ulanoff refuses t