47 thoughts I had while watching 'Beauty and the Beast' for the first time

We all have our faults—mine just happens to be a really, really big one. 
The rumors are true. I have never seen the original Beauty and the Beast. With all the hype surrounding the live-action version, opening this week, I figured there was no better time to redeem myself than the present. So a few days ago, I downloaded the 1991 Oscar-nominated animated film. Below are my somewhat unfiltered thoughts while watching this classic for the very first time. 
Please don't shame me.&n