14 tweets that got me through the week

Live by the Twitter feed, die by the Twitter feed. 
Each week, I gain knowledge. Sure, it might be the fact that nobody else checks their voicemails or what the alleged main ingredient is in a Werther's candy. But it's knowledge nonetheless. They say our Twitter feeds are a reflection of our brains. And by "they" I mean "I." 
With that being said, here are the 14 best tweets I saw this week. No, I know. I shouldn't have. But I did. 
1. Math? Nah. Math humor? Sure.me: i'm terrified