10 absurd Travis Kalanick quotes from the Waymo-Uber trial

Travis Kalanick, the former CEO of ride-hailing app Uber, let out some laughs, reminisced about old colleagues, and shared his awe over flying cars during several hours of questioning in a San Francisco courtroom this week.
Quick overview: Kalanick is one of many witnesses in the trial over autonomous vehicle technology that Waymo, a driverless-car company spun out from Google, accuses Uber of stealing. 
Waymo alleges that a former engineer who worked for the company, Anthony Levandowski, d