When Faced With Competition, Duck Penises Get Weird(er)

Dating is a tough game. No matter where you go, it seems like there's always someone who's more attractive, funnier or remembers to shower. Losing out sucks, but hey, at least you get to keep your penis.Not so for ruddy ducks. They only grow penises during mating season, and when forced to compete for mates, the scrawnier ducks don't even bother to put in much effort. Some ruddy ducks can grow penises that measure up to seven inches in length, but the weaker among them seem to put off