Starbucks To Dairy-Shame Customers To Skip ‘Environmentally Unfriendly’ Whipped Cream

Evil methane-producing dairy cows give milk that is made into heavy cream that becomes whipped cream in your favorite coffee drink. Starbucks will now help you modify your behavior to give it up in order to save the planet.
Of course, Starbucks has long been on the forefront of all things progressive. Now it has completely succumbed to Sustainable Development, aka Technocracy, and will use social engineering techniques to force a change in your behavior, but not theirs. ⁃ TN EditorStarbuck