Who wants to share their plate? Definitely not me

You can hardly escape sharing plates when you eat out – but who gets the last bite? Time to embrace your inner glutton …And so, it’s farewell once more to the asparagus season. Personally, I’m delighted to see the back of it. This isn’t to do with disliking asparagus. I love it: boiled, chargrilled, as part of an edible re-creation of Stonehenge. I’ll take it any which way. The problem is one of mathematics. It’s not unique to asparagus, but this season