Oktopus, Liverpool L1: ‘It’s enormous fun’

‘Even after drinking quantities of wine and beer, and eating virtually every dish on the menu, the bill still comes as caress rather than headbutt’Perfection is so overrated: flawless beauty is often not in the least bit sexy. “Fun” events regimented like military campaigns: no thanks. And restaurants that concentrate too hard on chilly consistency are less purely enjoyable than altogether less, um, anal establishments. I’ve never, for instance, had a bad meal at an