Modern tribes: the Valentine’s Grinch

I’d rather saw off my right arm than pretend to be all romantic for a day, waste a fortune on massive show-off flowers and pink champagne or some crap balloonWhat God no I don’t want to go out on Valentine’s Day, worst night of the year, have you never been to a restaurant on Valentine’s, all those desperate couples silently hating each other across the table, trying to recapture the old magic, with a single dead rose on every table, all those aphrodisiac menus? Be hilari