Modern tribes: the smart householder

Alexa, what’s in my diary tomorrow? I’m getting the sack? What? That’ll be her little jokeWait, don’t switch the light on, Alexa will do it, seriously, it’s brilliant. I just need to wake her up. Careful! No don’t switch the light on. ALEXA! No, I can’t give her a different name, I’ve just changed mine instead. Al-lex-a! See her blue light’s come on, that tells you she’s listening. Course she can’t spy on us. Alexa, switch the lig