Modern tribes: the office stoic

I’m usually fine with colds, but this one’s a stinker, almost fluey, my wife says, we’ve all had it, ruined everybody’s ChristmasHerrrraaarCHAH! No, thanks, I should have a tissue somewhere, maybe not. Actually, I’m trying not to blow too much, my nose is so sore. No, honestly, I’ve been in with worse ones, I’m fine. Well, you know, soldiering on, you’ve got to come in, haven’t you, and I’m way better than I was last night – that