Modern tribes: the non-driver

You’re not taking yours to football on Sunday are you? Brilliant, it’s no fun carrying the kit for milesBye – wait, you’re not going near me are you, not a problem if not, I was going to get the bus, but if you’re going that way, it seems a bit mad – great, I’ll just find my coat and say goodbye. Sorry, wait – did I bring an umbrella? So where are you parked, right down there, hardly worth driving was it, only joking, but parking these days. That&r