Modern tribes: the media boycotter

I couldn’t live with myself if I agreed to go out with someone who read the Sun or the Fail or the Express or TelegraphThanks – wait, what make are these, bleah, yeurgh, sorry to spit, but you know Walkers advertise in the Fail, I can’t eat them on principle. Course I’ve never bought it, since when do you have to buy something to boycott it, but I’ve deleted the app, I’m totally not clicking on links and anyone who advertises there, forget it, that’