Modern tribes: the frequent flyer

I’d love to pay, but it’s ask for an upgrade or spend the flight in agony, I’m worried my groans would disturb the other passengersMorning, beautiful, how are you, yes, nice and early, just in case, well, we all like to turn left, yes, I know, wish I was a frequent flier, fact is, it’s my birthday, thank you most kindly –yes, I know the passport says it was five months ago, that’s why I wait for summer, better weather, so this year it’s New Yor