Modern tribes: the cat guy

These scratches? Oh just Tiddles going off on one, they’ll soon heal, I think he was hungryDo you like cats? C’mon, everyone likes cats, you seem like a lovely sensitive person, I promise you’d love Tiddles. Look here’s him on my shoulder, here’s me tickling his tummy, here’s him with a dead baby bluetit, it’s a wildlife morgue, my kitchen, since Tiddles arrived, he’s a real fighter, terrorises the entire neighbourhood, look here’s