Modern tribes: the boot camp bore

We played blindfold British bulldog until someone’s nose hit a branch, hilarious, blood everywhere, then we had to do squat jumps until the ambulance cameHey, notice anything different? No, not the smell, sorry, Rob got us doing a backwards leopard crawling race which is apparently what they do in the SAS to get them battle ready, brilliant, literally my entire body was screaming in pain, it was through this freezing mud and 6am, so it’s still dark, so actually it turns out I’m