Hypnotize Your Boss With This Automatic Sand Drawing Machine

Hoping for a raise or better treatment from your boss? Why not get him this Automatic Sand Drawing Machine? I know it’s a steep price but maybe you can find a pattern to control him. Spirals equals raise and flower pattern make him excited to see you. Well, maybe. Not worth taking the risk? You can buy it for yourself and put it on your desk and you will draw groups of workmates gawking at it. In the meantime you sneak out to the office kitchen and steal everyone’s lunch. Clever, cle