Goodbye, Glastonbury. Hello … the Variety Bazaar!

Michael Eavis has decreed that not only will Glastonbury festival have a new name, it is also to move to a mystery location. There’s one very obvious answer as to where“Hello, Glastonbury!” Imagine being a pop personality and imagine saying those words. Imagine saying them at the Glastonbury festival for optimum effect, obviously, but imagine saying them anywhere for a frisson of what it must be like to be Thom Yorke. Emerging from a public lavatory: “HELLO, GLA