Experience: a ladybird nearly killed me

My foot looked like a giant’s. I was shocked. I was 31 and very fit. I’d never been ill in my lifeI am a professional bodybuilder and was on my way to the gym, around midday, in November 2016, in my home town of Stoke-on-Trent. I typically work out for five or six hours a day, and can bench-press 180kg. As I approached my car, I saw there were lots of ladybirds on the door and roof. I picked one up to take a closer look. As a kid, I always loved ladybirds, but these didn&rs